Stretched socks that fall down
Stretched underpants that ride up
Banging my funny bone
Getting kicked in the groin
Losing all my hair
Losing all my teeth
My best friend digs my crush
My crush digs my best friend
Changing a baby's diaper
Changing my grandpa's diaper
Losing a fingernail
Losing a tooth
Hairy backs on men
Hairy legs on women
Dumped for my best friend
Dumped for my worse enemy
Running out of both
Running out of gas
Running out of money
A lie that draws a smile
A truth that draws a tear
