A face full of pimples

A mouth full of braces

Being the dumpee

Being the dumper

Dating both

Dating my boss

Dating my boss's wife

Finding a bug in sandwich

Finding a hair in my soup

Being unemployed

Flipping burgers at a fast food

Going blind at a movie

Going deaf at a concert

Getting stood up by your date

Getting turned down for a date

Getting stung by a bee

Getting stung by a jelly fish

Blind date for the Prom

No date for the prom

Stretched socks that fall down

Stretched underpants that ride up