The phone ringing off the hook for hours
Waiting hours for an important phone call
A lifetime of community service
Going to jail for 2 years
My jail cellmate being Charles Manson
My jail cellmate being Mike Tyson
My favorite band breaking up
My favorite TV show being cancelled
My favorite radio station going off the air
My favorite TV station going off the air
A really bad frost bite
A really bad sunburn
Getting caught farting in public
Getting caught picking my nose
Living a gang infested neighborhood
Living in a very poor 3rd world country
Being stuck in traffic for 4 hours
Realizing that you just drove 2 hours in the wrong direction
A kick in the butt
A slap in the face
