My favorite radio station going off the air
My favorite TV station going off the air
A really bad frost bite
A really bad sunburn
Getting caught farting in public
Getting caught picking my nose
Living a gang infested neighborhood
Living in a very poor 3rd world country
Being stuck in traffic for 4 hours
Realizing that you just drove 2 hours in the wrong direction
A kick in the butt
A slap in the face
A baby stealing candy from me
Stealing candy from a baby
Forgetting what to say
Giving a speech to a crowd
Receiving a trophy then accidentally breaking it
Receiving a trophy then accidentally losing it
Crash landing a plane
Using the parachute
