Losing a lover
Loving a loser
girls and no sports
Sports and no girls
A friend that knows everything
A friend that knows nothing
Having a bad hair day
Having a bad makeup day
Being right for the wrong reasons
Being wrong for the right reasons
Sleeping in a bed full of fleas
Sleeping in a bed full of worms
Being dumped on Christmas
Being dumped on Valentines Day
Out of soap
Out of toilet paper
Being Fired
Having to Fire Someone
Being chased by an angry dog
Having and angry cat jump on your face
