Spell "Ghost" out loud. Then spell "Most" out loud. Then spell "Roast" out loud. What do you put in a toaster? Show Answer
Answer: Bread. Most people will answer "Toast".
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? Show Answer
What was the American President's name in 1990? Show Answer
Answer: Exactly the same as it is today.
You're a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people get on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus driver's eyes? Show Answer
Answer: The same as yours, you're the bus driver.
Can you name the two days starting with T besides Tuesday and Thursday? Show Answer
Answer: Today and tomorrow.
Answer these 4 questions out loud: What's a common abbreviation for Coca-Cola? What sound does a frog makes? What do you call a funny story with a punch line? What are egg whites made of? Show Answer
Answer: Egg whites. Most people will answer "Yolk".
What gets wetter & wetter the more it dries? Show Answer
Answer: A towel
A man left home running. He ran a ways and then turned left, ran the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and turned left again. When he got home there were two masked men. Who were they? Show Answer
What's the longest word in the English language? Show Answer
Answer: sMILEs---Because there's a mile between the beginning and the end
Spell "Pots" out loud, 3 times in a row. What do you do at a green light? Show Answer
Answer: Go. Most people will answer "Stop" ("Pots" spelled backwards).
There was a red bungalow. Everything in it was red - the walls, the carpets, the furniture. What color were the stairs? Show Answer
Answer: There weren't any stairs. It was a bungalow!
A little girl kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. How is this possible? Show Answer
Answer: She kicks the ball straight up in the air.
If there are three apples & you took away two, how many do you have? Show Answer
Answer: Two...because YOU took two.
A farmer had 15 sheep, and all but 8 died. How many are left? Show Answer
Answer: The 8 sheep that were left.
You want to purchase 3-cent stamps. You're at the post office and waiting in line for your turn. How many 3-cent stamps you will get in a dozen? Show Answer
A man buys a new car and goes home to tell his girlfriend. He goes the wrong way up a one way street, bumps into seven people, goes on the pavement and takes a shortcut through a public park. He is seen by a policeman but is not arrested. Why? Show Answer
Answer: He was walking.
You have a cup placed on a table. You are pointing towards the North and the cup is facing towards the South. On which side is the cup's handle? Show Answer
Answer: No matter in which way the cup is facing, it's handle will always be on the outside.
A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be? Show Answer
Answer: His horse was called Friday.
If you had only one match, and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some newspaper, and some kindling wood, which would you light first? Show Answer
Answer: The match.
Two men play 7 games of checkers. Each wins an equal number of games and yet, there are no ties. How is this possible? Show Answer
Answer: They didn't play against each other
Why are 1968 pennies worth more than 1964 pennies? Show Answer
Answer: Because 1968 pennies are four more than 1964 pennies
A man wearing black clothes, black shoes and a black hat is walking down a street. The street lamps are all off. A black car, with its headlights off, comes speeding down the road, but screeches to a halt, just before hitting the man. How did the driver see the man? Show Answer
Answer: It was daytime.
Ten copycats were sitting in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left? Show Answer
Answer: None, they were "copycats" so they all jumped out!
An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph. Which way does the smoke blow? Show Answer
Answer: There is no smoke with an electric train.
An airplane crashed into a field. Every single person in the aircraft died. But two people survived. How come? Show Answer
Answer: They were married.
How many birth days does the average person have? Show Answer
Answer: Just one, all the rest are anniversaries of their date of birth.
This is a trick question you will have to ask to somebody else, because it only works verbally (say it out loud): There are sixty cups on a table. If one falls down, how many are left on the table? Show Answer
Answer: They will say the answer is 59, but it is really 5. Tell them you said "six tea cups", not "sixty cups".
Spell "Silk" out loud, 3 times in a row. What do you do cows drink? Show Answer
Answer: Water. Most people will answer "Milk" (Cows make milk, they don't drink it).
I asked the assistant in the hardware store, "How much will one cost?" "Twenty cents" she replied. "And how much will twelve cost?" I asked. "Forty cents." she replied. "OK, I'll take one hundred and twelve." How much did I pay? Show Answer
Answer: Only 60 cents. I needed 3 numbers for my house number….112.
If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? Show Answer
Answer: No time at all. It is already built.
John's father has five sons named Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty...Guess what would be the name of the fifth? Show Answer
Answer: John, of course.
How can you lift an elephant with one hand? Show Answer
Answer: It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
What goes up and down, but still remains in the same place? Show Answer
What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly? Show Answer
Billie was born on December 28th, yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible? Show Answer
Answer: Billie lives in the Southern Hemisphere.
In South Africa you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not? Show Answer
Answer: You can't take a picture with a wooden leg, you need to use a camera.
If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now? Show Answer
Answer: You would be in 2nd place. You passed the person in 2nd place, not 1st.
Is it legal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina? Show Answer
Answer: No, because he is alive.
A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another. How many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in one field? Show Answer
Answer: One. If he combines all his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
A guy is condemned to death. He has to choose a room. Room #1: A fiery inferno. Room #2: 50 Assassins with loaded guns. Room #3: A room full of hungry lions that didn't eat in 3 months. Which room is the safest? Show Answer
Answer: Room #3 because the lions would be dead if they didn't eat in 3 months.
Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not? Show Answer
Answer: Eskimos live in the North Pole, Penguins live in the South Pole.
Which is heavier, 100 pounds of rocks or 100 pounds of feathers? Show Answer
Answer: They both weigh the same (100 pounds).
Would it be ethical for a man to marry the sister of his widow? Show Answer
Answer: It doesn't matter, it would be impossible. Since he has a widow, he must be dead himself.
Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg is white" or "The yolk of the egg are white?" Show Answer
Answer: Neither is correct. Egg yolks are yellow, not white.