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of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
It's funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A sardar owned a factory.
He issued orders dat only married
men would be employed.
Emplyes asks: Why you implement this rule ?
Srdar replied:
coz married men r more obedient than un married.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Girl:It's 2 tight
Boy:Don't worry,I do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cann't,
Gal:It's painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We will buy new WEDDING RING!
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement' in the
local classifieds: Wife wanted .
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: You can have mine.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
A Wedding
Is Just Like A Funeral
Except That
You Get To
Smell Your Own Flower ...
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
When a man holds a woman hands?
When a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Getting married iz very much like going 2 a restaurant wid friendz. U order what u want,
& when u see what da other fellow has, u wish u had ordered dat.
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay,
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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.
Yet to be seen
~ Wedding SMS Text Message
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
~ Wedding SMS Text Message