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His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
~ Student SMS Text Message
For ENGINEERING students
Ques: prove that 2/10=2.
Normal college student insist questi0n is "out of syllabus" or inc0rct but Engineering student nevr know wht is c0rect answer, he always thnk we are Enginerng stdnt and we should thnk difrnt and invent new miracles so Enginering student wil s0lve dis example as bel0w:
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2=two
10=ten, therefore
= two/ten
= cancel (t)
= wo/en
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W=23
O=15
E=5
N=14,
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Theref0re
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W+o=23+15=38
& e+n=5+14=19
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Theref0re
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Wo/en = 38/19 = 2
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Hence proved!!!
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ENGINEERS ROCKS
~ Student SMS Text Message
The Prieds
> We Provide Luxury to the World.
(Electronics)
> We rules over the Chemical Industries and World.
(Chemical)
> We design the Wonders.
(Architect)
> We produce material from Mountains.
(Metallurgy)
> We run the Industries by Intelligence.
(Industrial)
We are known as ENGINEERS.
Proud to be dcetians..
~ Student SMS Text Message
Teacher : What is your caste ?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
~ Student SMS Text Message
cwhats the height of hope??
Ans: Sitting in the exam hall,
holding the question paper in hand and telling yourself:
"Dude, Do not worry. Exams will get postponed!"
~ Student SMS Text Message
Teacher:- Childrens, Exams Are Nearing, If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..
Student:- In Which Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed..?
~ Student SMS Text Message
Hi Friends!
I have decided to to Stop messaging until my Final Papers are Over.
I have to Study and this is the most important time of my career.
I hope you all will cooperate with me.
Thanks...
Well That was the Height of Over Acting.
~ Student SMS Text Message
Height Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your Homework
Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College
~ Student SMS Text Message
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is sleeping.
~ Student SMS Text Message
5 points thät pröve Ure a Normal Student
1)Unnecessary talk on phone
2)Plan each day 2 study but end of d day-Kal se pakka.
3)U hav all d data but u work 1 day b4 d dead line.
4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwardin this msg to ur friends.
5)On each point U smiled, cuz its true..
~ Student SMS Text Message
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
Head, I go to sleep.
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge i'll study
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~ Student SMS Text Message
Q: Why is a teacher greater than a mother?
Ans: Because a mother can put only one child to sleep
But a lecturer can put the whole class to sleep
~ Student SMS Text Message
I am The Most Outstanding Student of My Class...
Because....
I Always Stand Outside the Class...
Proud to be Outstanding
~ Student SMS Text Message
Lady Teacher:
What tense is this
I m a beautiful woman.'
Student:
Past tense Madam.
~ Student SMS Text Message
A child never seen his hips. Once his teacher beat him on his butts.
He came back home & saw his hips on mirror & said
KAMEENI NE DO TUKRAY KAR DIYE…..
~ Student SMS Text Message