Kia aap k0 pata hay ??
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B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??
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LOVE
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TENTION
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It,s called
"BE-GHAIRTI
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Son:Me School nahi jaunga
Mom:kyu?
Son:Naukri krunga
Mom:4thclass padhkar kya Kam karoge?
Son:3rd class ki ladkiyo ko tution padaunga;-)
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Hamara mutaliba
Hamara mutaliba
Valentine day per
Her talib-e-ilm ko ek ek taliba…
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Teachr:
Agar apna Character acha karna hai
to apni her Teacher ko Maa samjho..
STUDENT:
Lekin Miss is se to
hamare abbu ka Character kharab ho jaye ga..!!
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher ne smoking ka nuqsan batane k lye
1 KEERA smoke k jar mai dala to wo mar gaya
Teacher:Aap ne kya sekha
Student: Smoking se PAIT k KEERE mar jate hain.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Aeroplane
Wright Brothers
Cycle
Macmillan
Telephone
Graham Bell
Telescope
Galileo
Exams
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Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

SIR: ISHQ Aur PYAR mein kya farak hai?
Student: Sir Pyar vo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hain,
Aur Ishq vo hai jo main aapki beti se karta hun.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Apni khuddari ki bina par ham college nahi jatay thay…
Shauk-e-deedar ne hamay regular student bana dia.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

tudent: Fire Brigade.
Teacher: Q?
Stdnt: Sir Q K Oraton ka kam Aag lagana hai bhujana nahi.
0313-9136162
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Dil chahata hai aaj phir chota ban jau,
roz subah subah chutti ke bahane banau,
aur assembly mein aankhe khol ke prayer gau,
woh class meein chupke chupke tiffen kholu ,
aur pakade jane par pet dard ka jhooth bolon,
din bhar school mein masti maru aur bas mein juniors pe rob jhadu,
woh har din homework adhura reh jaye,
aur agle din meri copy ghar rah jaye,
har roz doston se rooth jau par zindagi bhar sath nibhane wala ek dost banau
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya,
Socha maine bohat aur cheating karny ka plan banaya,
Bathroom main kardi maine Cheating ki Setting,
Aur bas karni thi mujhe Bathroom main jany ki Acting,
Paper de kar meri Aankhon k aagay andhera chhaya,
Kya bataon Yaaro Paper tha Physics ka aur main Chemistry le aaya.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko 1hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou b
is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher asked a student:’ lecture kesa hona chahiye?’
student:’ MINI SKIRT jesa!
Zaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye or sub ka interest bhi bana rahe.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Boy got a 0 in EXAM.
His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message