A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji: Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar writes to Bill Gates
about the PC and Windows problems:
1. My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTECE.
2. I fine only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER, I need that as I own VESPA SCOOTER.
3. I see MS OFFICE but I need MS HOME as I use PC at home.
4. Finaly, How is that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Inspector to Sardar: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?
Sardar: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar to another Sardar
That girl is deaf.
2nd Sardar: How do you know…?
1st Sardar: I said I Love You to her.
She said: I have a new Sandal.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message