Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Nurse – “Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye..”
Sardarji – ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!”
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardar: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Son: Pata nahi.
Sardar: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Son: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Sardar: Pata nahi.
Son: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Papita Bechnay wali larki ne
sardar ko buhat mara
Kisi ne sardar say wajah pouchi To
sardar bola Me tay ena kiya c k Hello Madam
PAPPI-TA-DAYO
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardar: Darling, main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta. Gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche...
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
A sardar saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala stupid".
Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid"
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go the toilet.
She asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
Sardar replied you naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
3 sardar ek bed pe so rahe the,
Un teeno ko jagah theek se nahi mil rahi thi.
Phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: Ab jagah ho gayi hai, upar aaja.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message