Doctor : App ka aur aapki
biwi ka blood group aik hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga;
25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola: Adat bhi bohut milti hai.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon
Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

1sardar teliscope se star dekh raha tha 5 min. after star girta hai to 2sardar said good shot.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was
wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane
kyon diya ?
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay.
SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

2 Sardaar aik dokaan per Glass khareedney gaye,
wahan per aik Galass oolta per rakha huwa tha,,
Sardar 1: yaar ye Galass theek nahi hai,
sardar 2: kiyo?
Sardar 1: yaar ye ooper se bandd hai.
Sardar 2: galass ootha ker dekht hai or kehta hai""haan yaar ..ye
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi.
Friend: Tu uska khayal nahi rakhta hoga.
Sardar: Arre yaar, Sagi Behan ki tarah rakhta tha.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Srdar khali paper ko bar bar choom rha tha.
2nd srdar:Ye kya hai?
1st: Love letter ha
2nd srdar:Magr ye to khali hai
1st srdar:Aaj kal bol chal band hai..
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Bus conducter: peechay sab ne ticket le liye hain.. ???
Sardar ji: nahin jee, abhi tak to ‘hath’ mein hi hain…
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Please mujhe samajhne ki
KOshish Karo
Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chordo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,
Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha,
Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan
EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city
is city..
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date
k liye oil mein naha k jata hai
GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay?
Sardar: meine suna tha k
har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
problem hogi.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message