Aadmin ; acha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar
aapko garam huato aap kya karoge
Saradarji ;oy wery simple to main koolar ke samne baidhunga.
Aadmin ;agar phir bhi garam hua to.
Saradarji ;oy tab koolar chaloo karunga.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i m falling in love.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

dost: tum ko Thand lagti hai to kia kerte ho
Sardar: Heater ke pas ja ke baith jata hoon
dost: agar phir bhi thand lage to
Sardar: to heater on ker Leta hon.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Surdar:Murgi di taang kithy hy?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Surdar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi ly gay.
Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon - I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain. - Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay - English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar. - give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay - I belong 2 green pur thousanda.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khada tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khada hai
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar School Me Ek Black Or Ek White Shoes Pehan Aya
Sir: Ghr Wapis Jao Or Change Kar K Ayo
Srdar: Koi Faida Nhi Master G
Ghar V 1 Kala Tay 1 Chitta E A.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao
2nd:Ab kese hen? 1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi..
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Captain of Military: Nojawano Aage barho
SARDAR Aage nhi barha
Captain: Tum Aage Q nahi barhe ?
SARDAR: Apne kaha tha 9 jawano Aage barho main 10va ho.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Ek sardar ki ammi mar gai,
ek aadmi bola: amma mujhe le jaati
do char aur bole: amma hamein bhi le jaati
sardar: chup ho jao kamino,
amm kya suzuki kar k gai hai
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
?
?
?
Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message