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1 srdr ji khali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rahy the.
Waiter ne dkha to pucha:Ap ye kia kr rhe hn?
Srdrji:Me mathematician hun.
Me ne daal SUPPOSE ki hui hai.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

A Sardar Ji was watching Sony TV
Bich mein ad aaya, aap dekh rahe hain Sony TV
Sardar ji: Oye! Inko kaise pata chala ki mein Sony TV dekh raha hun?
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

A monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.
Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.
Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said "Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Aik deewar pe lika tha, Kutta thook raha hai
Sardar ne wahi par thooka aur hans ne laga
ha ha ha
Thooka ham ne naam kuttay ka aaye ga..
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

sardar to his friend: yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay
friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher to sardar: Translate into English,
Us ka seena khushi se phool gaya.
sardar replied: Due to hapiness his chest became breast.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi"
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message


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