*.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna.
Santa sitting with his dog in d theater. Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Why did Santa sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
Before taking it?
Guess why?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To avoid the side effects!
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
Sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
He Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, what a shot you made!
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
Now that we are married,
Do you think you will be able
To live on my small income?
Of course, dear, no trouble, she replied.
But what will you live on?
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
Santa: U mean if I am on diet, I can't look at the menu also?
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue?
Santa: Very long...!
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message