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Santa Banta SMS
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Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
Ye ghanto tak geelepan
Ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
~ Santa Banta SMS Text Message
Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'
He wrote: I was made by a mistake.
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Santa: I'd like some Vitamins for my son.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C ?
Santa: Any will do as my son doesn't know the albhabets yet.
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Banta: What do you call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook?
Santa: Niri Afwah !!!
Santa to wife: Did u hav any boy friend before marriage?
Wife remain silent.
Santa: Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife: Bewakoof ginan tan de.
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Santa after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me for my testimonials. I guess I showed him the wrong thing!
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Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS
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In interview, Santa was asked: Who's Monica Seles? A tennis player.
Ok, who's Monica Lewinski?
Penis player.
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think i'll take the money.
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Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?
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Banta: Did u hv a chance 2 sleep with my wife?
Santa: What r u saying? I?D never even think abt such thing.
Banta: U might want 2. She?S much better then urs.
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Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation: Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi.
Santa: Due to happiness his chest turned into breasts.
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Preeto comes nude in front of theguests while serving the halwa.
Banta shouts: What?S this?
Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha ?Serve hot without dressing?
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Santa went to a museum where he broke a statue.
Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue.
Santa: Thank God, mainu lagga nava si?
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Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
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Three men discussing wives. 1st says my wife is very cold. 2nd says mine is very hot.
Santa: I'm confused. I think she is cold but people say she's hot.
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