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We do precision guesswork
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The older i get, the older old is
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I heard you took an iq test and they said you're results were negative.
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If i want your opinion, i'll give it to you.
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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry no brain found
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I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
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If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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Adults are just kids who owe money
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Born free........taxed to death.
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What is the noisiest thing in the world?
Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.
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I think it is time i tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice ass.
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Please, lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
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Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
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Mind intentionally left blank.
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