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Misleading SMS
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I want to suck you... Lick you... Wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique ()
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
I think language does bring us together. Fragile and misleading as it is, it's the best communication we've got, and poetry is language at its most intense and potentially fulfilling. Poems do bring people together
William Stafford
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
I want to kill the
SWEETEST,
SMARTEST,
CHARMING,
ATTRACTIVE &
GOOD LOOKING Person on earth,
But then I thought my friend ....
SUCIDE is a crime
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
The lessons taught in great books are misleading. The commerce in life is rarely so simple and never so just. Anita Brookner
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
U r a donkey
D 4 decent
O 4 outclass
N 4 nice
K 4 kind
E 4 excelent
Y 4 young
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
Lauhging is best medison ,so laugh ,loudly ,more loudly, arey baba loudly loudly bola na ,congrats u have won free entry to , mental hospital
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
LOMREE..?
PRESENT
BHALOO..?
YES SIR
BANDER..!
HAZIR JANAB
DONKEY........???
ABY MSG BAAD MAIN PERNA PEHLY PRESENT BOLO..
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
1 msg received...
1 cool person sent it...
1 fool is reading it...
1 fool gets mad...
1 fool is still reading it...
1 fool will forward this message to another fool!
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
Star + Moon = romanticnight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal = Refreshing U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message