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Misleading SMS
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God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
When i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means.....IDIOT PHONE UTHA
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
Scientists all over the world
R wondering how long a human
Being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
The World War broke out with such elemental violence, and with such resort to all means for leading or misleading public opinion, that no time was available for reflection and consideration.
Hjalmar Branting
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
U remmeber the day u tarvell with me u put ur face out of the window and i put my maonkey face out of the window then people start shoting
Twins twins
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
If you have any problms- Bindas tell me, i'll elp you. If you don't have any problms- Bindas tell me, i'll create sum4u! "After all Hum Hai Kisliye"
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
I Want You To Be with Me
In a Nice Restaurant
To Have Candle Light Dinner...&
Say Those Sweet
Three Words To U...
"Pay The Bill
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
Bill payment par,
Bank Deposite par,
Mobile recharge par,
Cinema ticket par,
Phool Offer par,
Cash Register par,
Down payment par,
TUM SIRF MERE HO
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
I saw u on the roof 1 day,
U were looking so pretty,
Ur face so divine,
Ur walk so perfect,
My heart started 2 sing a song:
Ud kothay uton kaawaan way
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart &
When tears flow 4rm your eyes,
Just let me know.
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Cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
CONGRATULATIONS
U R AWARDED THE
DEGREE OF (MBA)
4 NOT SENDING SMS to means MBA
Bec MBA means
M.member
B.bekari( Begger)
A.association:)
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
Promise me v r true frendz,
I'm lamp u r lite,
I'm coke u r sprite,
I'm saawan u r baadal,
I'm normal u r paagal... Ha ha ha
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip n when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler..
But i like the way u think
~ Misleading SMS Text Message
1 thing I like about u ki tum har kaam dil laga ke katre ho, Kyunki dimaag ka option to aapke pass hai hi nahi
~ Misleading SMS Text Message