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How often misused words generate misleading thoughts.
Herbert Spencer
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

On march 31st if anyone talks about your beauty, your power, ur
Greatness, your smartness, then just kill them...How dare they FOOL u
1 day before
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Someone..
Misses U..
Needs U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Yar I trusted you so much
But ur mouth is never shut.
Why did u tel otherz my secrets?
U really disappointed me,
Plz stop telling everybody that,
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.
.
.
I'm so CUTE.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

But even in the Christian religion, much of its real meaning is hidden by words that are misleading and symbols that but few understand.
Ernest Holmes
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

A friend is like a pillow u can hug when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy, when u need a friend so.....buy a pillow
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

As u sleep, bow ur head n say this prayer...thank u lord 4 this terribly stunning sender.may his smartness, intellect and charm inspire me..
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
Which is 6? Long
And move it in and out
And wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
I cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
Blackness in your EYES,
Paleness on your FACE,
Fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME"
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Days are 2 Busy,
Hours are 2Fast,
Seconds are 2 Few,()
But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Lux 8.50Rs
Rexona 7.50Rs
Tibbet 5.50Rs
Dove 25Rs
Dettole 12.30Rs
Tiger 5.00Rs
In main se koi bhi le lo aur naha lo pleeeez
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon
Urs lovingly,
"MOSQUITO"
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Ur eyes Patakha,
Ur lips Rocket,
Ur ears Chakri,
Ur smile Fuljadi,
Ur style Anar,
Ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
I'm coming with "candle".
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,
II wrote ur name on my heart n....
I got a HEART ATTACK!
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

I chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i
Found dreams, i chased a monkey and i found you.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message


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