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A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. - james h. Boren
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
Marriage is a rest period between romances.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - socrates
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
Being divorced is like being hit by a mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. - jean kerr, mary, mary, 1960
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
Marriage is a mistake every man should make. - george jessel
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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yet to be seen
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
We just say: the divorce didn't work out.
Joe,
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
Radha: "what do you use to clean utensils?"
Kishna: "my husband is the best in cleaning utensils".
Radha: "what is the main reason for divorce?"
Kishan: " marriage".
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
I guess walking slow getting married is because it gives you time to maybe change your mind. - virginia cary hudson, o ye jigs & juleps, 1962 (thanks, charlene)
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
Position of a husband is like split a.c..no matter how loud it is outside, but inside the room it is designed to remain silent !
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
Love and marriage
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is dinner in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
In love you go to bed early.
After marriage, you go to sleep early.~ Marriage SMS Text Message
When asked his secret of love, being married fifty-four years to the same
Person, he said, "ruth and i are happily incompatible."
Billy graham
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
Fidelity is the single most important element in solidly enduring marriages.
Frank pittman
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
The happy state of matrimony is, undoubtedly, the surest and most lasting foundation
Of comfort and love . . . The cause of all good order in the world, and what alone
Preserves it from the utmost confusion . . .
~ Marriage SMS Text Message