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May the best of your past be the worst of your future
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place"
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he
Marries." - anonymous quote
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
May the angels protect you
May the sadness forget you
May happiness b around you
May allah bless you forever
When a guy is happily married, no matter what happens at work,
No matter what happens [during] the rest of the day, there's a shelter
When you get home. There's a knowledge, knowing that you can
Hug somebody without them throwing you downstairs and saying,
'Get your hands off me.'"
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, i never got to sleep alone until i was married. - lewis grizzard
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
Husband asks,
Do u know the meaning of wife?
It means...without information fighting evrytime!
Wife on hearing this says,
It could also mean - with idiot for ever.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
Union gives strength.
Aesop
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
The concern that some women show at the absence of their husbands, does not arise from their not seeing them and being with them, but from their apprehension that their husbands are enjoying pleasures in which they do not participate, and which, from their being at a distance, they have not the power of interrupting. - michel de montaigne
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
I never married because i have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message
I now think of marriage like i think about living in my home state of minnesota.
You move into marriage in the springtime of hope, but eventually arrive at the
Minnesota winter, with its cold and darkness. Many of us are tempted to give up
And move south at this point, not realizing that maybe we've hit a rough spot
In a marriage that's actually above average. The problem with giving up, of course,
Is that our next marriage will enter its own winter at some point. So do we just
Keep moving on, or do we make our stand now – with this person, in this season?
That's the moral, existential question we face when our marriage is in trouble.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message