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Do not pray to marry the one that you love,
But to love the one that you marry.
Spencer kimball
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

One should never know too precisely whom one has married. - friedrich nietzsche
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. Women somewhat deteriorate during the night.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

All weddings are similar, but every marriage is different.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures." - samuel johnson
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Love is what you've been through with somebody.
James thurber
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "am i too late for the garbage?" following her down the street i yelled, "no, jump in!"
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. - helen rowland, violets and vinegar
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "yes dear"
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. - h.l. mencken, a book of burlesques, 1916
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. - billy connolly
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Marriage, families, all relationships are more a process of learning
The dance rather than finding the right dancer.
Paul pearsall
~ Marriage SMS Text Message


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