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Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended. - zsa zsa gabor
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Be presidents of each other's fan clubs.
Tony heath
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Love-matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar. - countess of blessington
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Divorce: the past tense of marriage.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other?
George eliot
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Love is no assignment for cowards.
Ovid
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
The groucho phile, 1976
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

The marriage of marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in english common law: marxism and feminism are one, and that one is marxism.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

The most happy marriage i can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Man at medical store:i need poison
Chemist: i can't sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: oh! Sorry,
I didn't knew u had a prescription.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

It is dangerous for women to romanticize the typical alternatives to marriage. Most unmarried
Parents do not live together and most nonresident fathers pay little child support. Women are
Providing a much higher proportion of the financial support of children than previously. Thus,
In the new low-marriage regime, compared to the old regime, women are still providing most
Of the labor inputs to children and are providing much more of the financial support for children.
Paul england
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "bless you." - robert brault
~ Marriage SMS Text Message


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