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A physiological study has proved that
All the fools, donkeys, monkeys
Used their thumbs to read the messages
Don't change your finger know its too late.
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Hi there, I'm a human being!
What are you?
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What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown...
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Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
And kills by his bills.
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SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them?SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!
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Regular Naps Prevent Old Age... Especially If You Take Them While Driving!
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Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I've failed?
David: You just send a telegra - Result declared, past year's performance repeated
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Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
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3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I'm Peter, not a saint. I'm Paul not a POPE. I'm John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi... I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say that she's no good
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I
Miss
"STARS"
Stars think i m serious
But i m joking!
I
Miss
"MOON"
M00n thinks i m serious
But im joking!
I
Miss
"U"
U think i m joking
But i m serious!
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... Well
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mother : i think our dauter is in love .
father: how do u know ?
mother: she is not asking 4 pocket money.
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