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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
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A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... Wherever u go out network follows
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Santa: Doctor! My son swallowed a key!
Doctor: When?
Santa: Three months ago
Dr: What were you doing till now?
Santa: We were using aduplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Santa: We lost the duplicate key!
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
But what the hell happened to you?
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Sorry 4 disturb u. Can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing a cards and I lost the joker
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Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..
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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
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2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1 heart that would always beat 4 u. U know whose?? YOUR OWN
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Thiz iz d telephone terrorist team. While receiving thiz msg a virus will b activated. Thiz virus should ve infected ur mobile bi now. Ur mobile ll b disabled, unless u r ugly.
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English Teacher : Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid:" Yeah , once my sister said she has missed one ,my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away."
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Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
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In the YeAr 2050,
FAther Angrily to
His LKG Kid – I Told you
a Hundred Times,
You Were Only BORN,
Not DOWNLOADED.
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Mukesh & Anil have been advised to take large doses of Hajmola!!
Why???
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Bcoz Hajmola guarantees to solve al ur GAS problems!! ;-)
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In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1
2
3
Start
All Started Running Except Snta
Coach-Why Are You Still Waiting?
Santa-My No Is 4
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Sincere Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!
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