The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
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No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
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Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell you, It might spread!!
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Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food
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You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
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Shopkeeper: sir, Do u want a POCKET CALCULATOR?
.
Customer: No thanks. I know how many pockets i have..!
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If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I'd put U and I together
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Heartbeats are countless .... Spirits are ageless .... Dreams are endless..... Memories are timeless.... A friend like you ....... Shameless!!!
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I'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear "PAY THE BILL
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Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nuts like U
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Father: Doctor! My son swallowed a key!
Doctor: When?
Father: Three months ago
Dr: What were you doing till now?
Father: We were using a duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Father: We lost the duplicate key!
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
But what the hell happened to you?
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Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love - Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be changed from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
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In the Year 2050,
Father Angrily to
His Kid – “I Told you
a Hundred Times,
You Were Only BORN,
Not DOWNLOADED.”
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Why does a Blonde
keep empty beer bottles
in her fridge?
They are for
those who don’t drink…..
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...
Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain
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A successful man is one who makes more money
Than his wife can spend.
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Last night was my fault, my wife asked, what's on the TV? And ..... I said, dust!
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Teacher: ‘Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible’
One Student: ‘Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the tube again’
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