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Insult SMS
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What is the similar between
"Baygon-spray" & "Body-spray"?
If you Use Baygon spray you will die
& If you Don't use Body spray others will
~ Insult SMS Text Message
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever I miss u ….
I just want to see u ….
Do u know why…….
It's juts because ……
I love Cartoons!.
~ Insult SMS Text Message
Plz Dont Neglect This
Msg
A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK.
~ Insult SMS Text Message
Today, tommorow and yesterday
There will be one heart that would
Always beat for you You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!
~ Insult SMS Text Message
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
~ Insult SMS Text Message
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.
~ Insult SMS Text Message
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty..
So the world needs YOU after all!
~ Insult SMS Text Message
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
You are so beautiful .
~ Insult SMS Text Message
Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?.
~ Insult SMS Text Message
U r a nice person...
But...
U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1. Pray to God so that u can live....
2. Take a bath so that others can live....
~ Insult SMS Text Message
Sometimes my mind asks me..
Why I like U?
Why I wnt 2 c U?
Why I Rem'ber U?
Why U make me laugh?
THEN my HEART answers....
Its simply coz
I LOVE CARTOONS.
~ Insult SMS Text Message