Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
Ur face
Ur style
Ur nature
Ur smile
Ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free HORROR film.
~ Insult SMS Text Message

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
~ Insult SMS Text Message

Last night a monster came in to my dream.
He said - I want to disturb some good person.
I suggested him your name.
He said - I cannot disturb my boss.
~ Insult SMS Text Message

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar.
~ Insult SMS Text Message

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
~ Insult SMS Text Message

Have u seen an idiot wrapped in plastic cover?
No…???
Quickly see your driving license.
~ Insult SMS Text Message

You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - Your face.
~ Insult SMS Text Message