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1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT
2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!
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Scientific Question For U..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,..
Simple..
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. Hahaha.
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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - i'm
J - JOKING
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Childrn use their thumb to suck,
Illetrate use their thumb as signature,
But monkey uses their thumb to read SMS!
Now dont change ur finger!
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Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper I read that
Due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
~ Insult SMS Text Message
Touch ur heart, u will feel the rhythm of ur heartbeat.
Touch ur head u will feel the rhythm of empty pot.tin...tin..
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How can I spell
"DUMBO" without 'U' ? Or
"DUFFER"? Or
"STUPID"? Or even
"GHONCHU"? ?
See how important are "U".
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Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
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I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing
A Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!.
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Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now
Calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!.
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1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
Just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS:
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS.
~ Insult SMS Text Message
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo...
One was caught watching TV...
Another playing football and
The third one will be caught…
Reading this sms.
~ Insult SMS Text Message
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
The choice is yours……..
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Modern
Obedient
Neatful
Kindful
Excellent
Young
Hey!Thats me.
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