Teacher: tum school kyu aate ho? Nikhil: vidhya ke liye sir. Teacher: phir tum soo kyu rahe ho? Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai isliye.
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Snata ne call milayi to aage se aawaz aayi .... Aaapke khate me is call k liye bkaya rashi nai hai ....
Snta : o koi ni9 soniye tere baat ho gyi ye kya kam hai ?
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Husband & wife 2no ghumne gaye, raste me 1 gadha ghas kha raha tha.
Wife: dekhoji apke rishtedaar! Namaste boliye.
Husbund: namasthe sasurji!
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Girl- tumne mujh pe kya dekha ki mujhse pyar karne lage
Boy- abhi kaha dekha hai maine sab kuchh dekhne ke liye hi to pyar kiya hai
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Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Malkin: nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai.
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Santa: aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya..
Friend: phir tum ne kya kiya?
Santa: maine un se kaha 'google' pr search kar lo.. ;-)
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Ek behra dusre se: nahane ja rahe ho?
Dusra behra: nahi, nahane ja raha hun.
Pehla: acha, mujhe laga nahane ja rahe ho...
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American: hamare desh me war
Hogaya.
Santa: hamare india me tho roz war
Hotha hai!
American: o kaise?
Santa: somwar. Mangalwar. Budhwar.
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Dosto aaj hum ek ajeeb pranee ke bareme padhenge....is jeev ka naam hai wife.ye aksar ghar mai payi jaati hai.inka paushtik ahaar pati ka bheja hota hai,inse tension naam ki bimari ho sakti hai.savdhan!!
From-pati bachao samiti
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An elephant meets an ant.
Ant: tumhari umer kitni hai?
Elephant: 5 saal.
Ant: 5 saal aur itne barrey.
Elephant: main needo jo peeta hoon.
Elephant: tumhari umer kitni hai?
Ant: 30 saal.
Elephant: 30 saal aur itni chhoti…
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Ant: i use lux, meri khoobsurti se umer ka pata he nahi chalta…
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Santa tv showroom me jate hai.
Santa: kya aapke pas color tv hai?
Salesman: yes sir.
Santa: ik green wala dena.
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Larki mandir me-hai bhagwan
Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi karwa do
Bhagwan-ghar chali ja beti
Samajhdar aadmi kabi shadi hi nahi krte
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Hindi teacher asks-kaal kitne prakar ke hote hai?
Santa -7 prakar k
Local kaal, std kaal, isd kaal, missed kaal,receivd kaal, dialled kaal and sasriy kaal,
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Santa ne aag mai jalte hue makaan se 7 logo ko baahar nikla lakin ab wo jail me hai kyun ?
Kunki sabi 7 log firemen they.
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Wife:suna hay kay jannat mein husband kay sath wife ko naheen rehnay dete husband:theek suna hai.wife:aisa kyoun?husband:aray pagli isi liay tu usay jannat kehte hein.
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