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What happens to a
Chartered accountant
Mainmatric mein
Tha wo matric mein
Thi
Main inter mein tha
Wo inter mein thi
Main c.a mein aa gya
Wo b.a mein thi
Main c.a mein tha
Wo master mein thi
Main c.a mein tha
Wo phd mein thi
Main c.a mein tha
Us ne doctorate kr lia
Aaj us i shaadi hy aur
Main c.a mein hi hoon ...
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

1 ladka apne gf k liye chudiya lekar jata he!
Gf- khud hi pehnado
Boy- mujhe kya pta tha itna acha response milega varna me kapde lekar ata
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Life while doing m.b.b.s
1sr yr: yahoo i’m in medical college
2nd yr: kahan phans gaya? Help me
3rd yd: severe migraine, sometimes pagalpan bhi
4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over
5th yr: finaly it’ll b over
Job : i love myself
W8 a min !
Something is missing
Ohhh !!! Meri “jawani”:(
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa apni maa se pitne ke bad ghar ke bahar baitha tha
Baap-kya huwa
Santa-papa,tumhari biwi ke sath ab mera guzara nahi ho sakta
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Guest host se- main khana kha raha hoon par ye kutta mujhe kyun dekh raha hai?
Host- ye kutta apni plate achhi tarah pehchanata hai.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Ladkiwale hamko ladka pasand hai shadi kab krni hai? Ladkewale abhi to ladka study kar raha hai, ladkiwale hamari ladki koun si bandariy h jo kitab faad degi
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Vodka+water=injurs kidney
Rum+water=injurs liver
Whisky+water=injurs heart
Gin+water=injurs brain
Lagta hai saala pani mein hi kuch locha hai...:-)
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa g school mein 1 white aur 1 black shoes pehan kar chaly gay principal ne santa g ko bolaya or kaha ghar ja k shoes chang kar k ao santa g boly koi faeeda nahi sir ghar mein b 1 white or 1 black hi ha
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Train me santa ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche gujarati gujju baitha tha.
Gujarati gujju: apna samman kahi aur rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega
Santa: koi baat nahi friend, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Pathan: molvi sahab wazu k baghair namaz ho jati hai?
Movie: nahi hoti
Pathan: ho jati hai yara
Molvi: bhai, nahi hoti
Pathan: hojati hai, mene khud perh k dekhi hai.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Bikhari: 50 paise de do. Maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Dr: aapko brain tumer hai
Pataint: oh great news(khush khabari)
Dr: aap itne khush kaise hai ?
Pataint:isase yah saabit hota hao ki mere paas dimag to hai.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa train ka driver ban gya,pehli hi baar train 8 ghante late ho gye, kyuki har phatak per train rok kr pushta hai ki 22g abohar nu eh line jandi hai.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Munna bhai: aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Patient: dr bahut patli aa rahi hai.
Dr: kitni patli
Patient: bahut patli
Dr: kitni patli
Patient : itni patli ki sms padnewala kulli kar le
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message


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