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A man went to hell and asked
The yamraj if he can call his wife.
Yamraj said u can do that
After man spoke to his wife..
He asked how much to pay yamraj
Yamraj said.. Hell to hell is free
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Have a heart that never hardens
Have a smile that never fades
Have a touch that never burnt
And have friendship that never breaks.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Wishing u a very happy easter
Wid luv and best wishes..
May that easter day brings
Lot of happiness and joys in ur life.
May u live long life…
And that easter day will comes in ur life hundred times…
Remember me in ur prayers..
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Wife:-i will die.
Husband:- i will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
Bardasht nahin ker sakta:d
~ Funny SMS Text Message
If i could choose a
Dream for u
It would be the kind
Of dream u deserve
A dream that
Somebody,
U'll find that special
Person who'll make
Ur life complete
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When you have to
Depart fro this world
And have to meet
Death (eventually)
Then why wish delay
(why feel nervous)
About death …
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If u have any problem
Mujhy batao
I'll help u (:
If u don't hve any
Problem !
Tab bhi
Mujhy batao
.
.
.
I'll create problem
.
.
.
Aakhir dost hoty kis
Liye hain …
~ Funny SMS Text Message
If ur world is spinning around
And
Ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na munna na
It's called high blood pressure:p.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Wife: i wish i was a newspaper
So i would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: i too wish that u were
A newspapers so i could have
A new one everyday.
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May this christmas be so special
That you never ever feel lonely again
And be surrounded by loved ones throughout!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Thank you for being a great dad to us!
Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart.
I miss you daddy…
Happy father's day!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
No shadows to depress u,
Only joys to surround u,
Friends to luv u,
And god himself to bless u.
These r my wishes for today,
Tomorrow & everyday.
Good morning…!!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
I can see ‘tea' in a tea-cup
Can you see the world in world-cup?
I can sing on any stage
Can you sing in coma-stage?
I can fix my passport size photo in my passport
Can you fix your stamp size photo in a stamp?
I can send my address to your mobile
Can you send your mobile to my address?
Try all this…….. ….
Atleast do the last one.
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We will open the book.
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called opportunity
And
Its first chapter is new year's day.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
M: my lovely wife.
I: is i am wrong in my sms?
S: sex is not only thing in the life.
S: see, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.
Y: you are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: u are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.
Love you!
~ Funny SMS Text Message