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Funny abbrevation of some finanacial terms.
Bse = bombay se exit
Nse = nation se exit
F/o = future over
Nifty = no income for this year
Fii = fraud international i
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Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * to solve it.
It's a challenge…
Reply the answer.
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A rose is alwys a rose whether its in a golden pot or in d clay pot.
Same way ur always my friend whether u r in african forest or in indian zoo.
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The ball can escape from bat
The rat can esscape from cat
But
Your dabba cell cant escape from my msg
Gud evening
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You know who is the best couple in the world?
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Smile & tears
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Rarely , they r seen together but
When they combine its the best moment of ur life.
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Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Knowledge is limited.
Imagination encircles the world.
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Happiness is not something u postpone 4 the future.
It''s something u design 4 the present.
Make each moment a happy one.
I just did it by remembering u!
Good morning & have a nice day .
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Guess what is most amazing about human being's tounge
It takes 3years to learn, how to use it
But a life time to learn where & when to use it
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What is a best and worst news you can hear at the same time?
It is when your girl friend says you are the best kisser among all your friends.
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In your arms
Let me be held,
Held captive by your charms,
And let the world behold
How two souls meld,
How they come true ~
The fairytales oft told…
In the way the moon
Disappears in the clouds,
And reappears with a blush,
Let's disappear in a mist,
Away from the crowds,
In a secretive hush,
And let me return… kissed!
Is this my reality, is this a dream?
I may keep asking myself this.
And pinch my cheeks, softly,
And hold me, and hug me, and kiss.
And i shall know that there is you…
And i shall know that dreams come true…
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The easter feeling does not end,
It signals a new beggining of nature spring
And brand new life of friendship.
Happy easter to my best friend!
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Take the first step
In faith
You don't have to
See the whole staircase
Just take the first step
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Best friends are like pairs of scissors…
When together they often go in different directions
But they give punishment to those
Who dare to come between them!!!
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The thing that weighs most heavily
In the balance (of good deeds)
Is a good attitude.
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The breeze has awakened the earth,
The sun gave brightness to the earth,
Birds gave melodious music to the earth,
Then its the time to wish my sweet friend
Good morning
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