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A kiss …
Can be a comma (,)
A question mark (?)
Or
An exclamation point (!) …
That's basic spelling
That every woman
Ought to know
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Sun glows for a day,
Candle for an hour,
Matchstick for a minute,
But a good day can glow forever,
So start ur day with a smile
Have a nice day!
Good morning…!
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What is height of stupidity?a. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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Last night i sent an angel 2 watch
Over u while u were sleeping but
It came back early! So i asked it why?
It said that angels don't watch over other angels!
Good morning
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Courage,
Love,
Friendship,
Compassion
And
Empathy …
Lift us above the
Simple beasts
And
Define humanity
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Everything is incomplete without me
..mory
Co..dy
Ti..
Ga..
So..thing
..aning
Even this ..ssage!
So dont forget me.
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If u feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost,
U know whats wrong?
U r suffering from lack of vitamin ‘me'
Good night
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All the breaks you need in life wait within your imagination,
Imagination is the workshop of your mind,
Capable of turning mind energy
Into accomplishment and wealth.
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On independence day
Here's wising our dreams of a new
Tomorrow come true for us…
Now and always!
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What is education...?
Education is a process of wasting half of our life to learn how to waste remaining half of our life.
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48+2 members can sit in a bus.
5+1 can sit in a car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a bike.
Only 1 can sit in my heart,
That's ‘u' my dear valentine
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Bath expires on this 14th august.
Kindly recharge the validity by
Taking a bath to avoid, khujli,
Dandruff, maeil, and badbooo
So wish you a happy independence day
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I love you' means that
I accept you for the person you are
And that i don't wish to change you into someone else
It means that i care enough to fight for what we have
And that i love you enough not to let you go….!!!.
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Employer: in this job we need someone who is responsible.
Applicant: i'm the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
They said i was responsible.
A very old lady teacher of english
Ask this question with the class:
When i say i am beautiful , which tense is it?
One pupil answered: its the past tense of course.
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Some love 1
Some love 2
But i love 1
That is u
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