Our Friends
Funny SMS
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If you do not have a girl friend - you are missing some thing in
Your life.
If you have a girl friend - you are missing every thing in
Your life.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Never expect things to happen..
Struggle and make them happen.
Never expect yourself to be given a good value
Create a value of your own.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Only true friends stand by u
During bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Height of flirting: writing a love letter with the title as 'to whom so ever it may concern'
~ Funny SMS Text Message
If, 1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ??
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Before scrollin think.
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Answer is 1.
Remember the first line..
1=5..?
Moral - don't complicate simple problems in life!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Time doesn't wait,
If you think you might have found the right one,
Treasure the person,
Don't let that person get away.
Don't let fear hold you back.
Give it a try else you might regret later…
no one other than ourselves know
What can truly makes us happy.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Do u know similarity
Between dinosaurs and decent girls?
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Both don't exist.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
Theek kaha na ?
In short i am your s.i.s.t.e.r. :p
~ Funny SMS Text Message
In pakistan survey was done:
How many girls want to meet with saquib
Survey repot
5% says yes
0% says no
95% says kuhawab maat dikhao
Humari aise kismat kaha
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Every man needs a beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it's sad that law allows only one wife.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
H_m t _m
Is not complete
With out u
&
Fr _endsh_p
Will never be
Completed
With out i
So u n i
Have to be there
Forever if
U want
Hum &tum 2
Be friends
~ Funny SMS Text Message
True freedom is in inner thing
Its a state of mind
Its a deliberate exercise of choice
Thus
If v think
V are bound by external force,
V are deceiving ourselves
~ Funny SMS Text Message
To err is human. To admit is a blunder
~ Funny SMS Text Message
What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p
~ Funny SMS Text Message
A triangle has 4 end,
Square has 3 end,
Segment has 2 end,
But our friendship has no end.
~ Funny SMS Text Message