Our Friends
Funny SMS
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Don't love a friend like a flower,
Because a flower dies in season.
Love them like a river,
Because a river flows forever.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Pure friendship is like sugarcane;
You
Crush it,
Twist it,
Squeez it,
Beat it to pulp;
All that u'll get only
sweetness
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Q:what is more painful?
When a person whom u trust, hurts u?
Or
The person whom u hurt, still trusts u?
Think about that & reply!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Doctor to sardar : you will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : yes. A good doctor.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
There is no end.
There is no beginning.
There is only the
Infinite passion of life.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Who let you get on the horse
You witch's child?
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Can't understand?
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Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k…:p:d
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Q: where do you find giant snails?
A: on the ends of their fingers.
(giants' nails.)
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the love of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other but send love this way.
Enjoy the love of nature.
Happy winter moonsoon.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Love begins with a smile
Grows with a kiss
And
Ends with a teardrop
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When a girl falls down
She is helped by so
Many people
But
When a boy falls down
Everybody laughs
When a girl licks
Her lips
She is thirsty
When boy licks
His lips
He is tharki
When a girl smiles
She is considered cute
When a boy smiles
He is flirt
Still people say
This is men's world
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Barack obama will appeal to both black and white voters in america. White voters who'll think he's tiger woods.
-- frankie boyle
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Can u count the stars in the sky?
Can u count the hair of a sheep?
Can u measure how many gallons
Of water is in in the pool?
So how can u
Count the love in my heart 4 u
I love you.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
God bless you,
Your mother cares for you,
Your friends miss you,
And i love you.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Gam ke mare jo muskuraye hain,
Aansuoo ko bhi pasine aaye hain,
Kya bala hai khushi nahi malum,
Hum to bus naam sunte aaye hai
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Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: i want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: i want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: i want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : i want 2 help bina.
~ Funny SMS Text Message