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Lawyer: what was the first thing your husband
Said to you when he woke that morning?
Witness: he said, where am i, cathy?
Lawyer: and why did that upset you?
Witness: my name is susan.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
Wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
Wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
Lekin…
Sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
To sab dekh lete hai..
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Tel me why r u avoiding me these days? Did i do any thing wrong?keepin touch with me atlest 1ce a week it really hurts.
Your tooth brush
~ Funny SMS Text Message
What we can or cannot do,
What we consider possible or impossible,
Is rarely a function of our true capability.
It is more likely a function of our
Beliefs about who we are.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Fortunate is the one
Who has learned to admire,
But not to envy.
Good wishes for a joyous ramadan
And a happy new year with a plenty
Of peace and prosperity.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Even if you can't read a girl like a book, its nice to thumb the pages.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Two things are never defined in whole life,
1 is love:
Bcoz u never know who loves u how much.
2nd friend:
Bcoz u never know how deeply they care about u.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Love is like a chewing gum,
It tastes only in the beginning!
But friendship is like chocolate,
It tastes till it ends!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
What is business ?
Dad: i want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: no
Dad: the girl is bill gate's daughter.
Son: then ok.
Dad goes o bill gates.
Dad: i want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill gates: no
Dad: my son is the ceo of the world bank.
Bill gates: than ok
Dad goes 2 the president of the world bank.
Dad:appoint my son as the ceo of your bank.
President:no
Dad:he is the son-in-law of bill gates.
President: then ok
That's business…!!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
In a mirror
We find a reflection
Of our appearances
But
In heart
We find a reflection of
Our soul
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Don't study too mch tat u forgot urself
Or in the end you wud be
Like isac newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch.
Albert einstein ever in his life didn't comb his hair.
N above all
Louis pasteur forgot the very day of his wedding
Hosh se geo
~ Funny SMS Text Message
A smile costs less than electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So always keep smiling….. &
Prove that u're the best tubelight !!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
What? Is a difference between
A kiss, a car and a monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is u dear.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
5 points that prove you are a normal student
1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2:plan each day to study but end of the day kal say paka
3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5:on each point you smile because it's true.
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Sometime my mind ask:
Why i miss u?
Why i care u?
Why i remember u?
Why i always think of u?
Then my heart answer simply bcoz mentally gone case needs more care
~ Funny SMS Text Message