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We are what we repeatedly do.
Excellence,
Then,
Is not an act,
But a habit.
Aristotle
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& like to stay in 5 star hotel,
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There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can't find a reason to smile
Can i be the reason 4 a while:)
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Four guys
1 from harward:
1 oxford
1 texas
&
A sardar from pujab university
1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:light
Harvard:thought
Texas:blink of an eye
Sardar:it's loose motions,
Because last night i was lying in my bed
& before i could blink,think or turn on the lights,
It was over!
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Teacher told all students
In a class to write an essay
On a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one sardarji.
He wrote no match, due to rain!!!
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Ghajani effect
A boy opens his tiffin box on the road?
He wanted to check, whether he was going 2 school or coming back
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1 day we all will depart on a journey free of cost
Don't worry about seat reservation,its confirmed
& flight is always on time
Our good deeds will be our luggage
Islam will be our passport
Kalma will be our visa
&
Grave will be our waiting lounge,
May you travel 2 heaven in 1st class.
Ameen!!
Remember me in your prayer.
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A happy person is not a person
In a certain set of circumstances,
But rather a person with
A certain set of attitudes.
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Lovely roses and lovely you..
And lovely r the things u do..
But the loveliest is the friendship of the two
….one is me and other is you.
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We always feel bad
&
Think that good things
Happen only to others
But we forget that we
Are others for someone else.
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What is the difference between monkey & donkey ?
Monkey saves this message &
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours
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Leave it once it'll will be left forever,
Get it once it'll be yours forever,
It's nothing but love,
Love only once and you'll be loved forever.
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Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner,
Unless you eat some of what's on that plate.
Being in america doesn't make you an american.
Being born in america doesn't make you an american…
Proud it where ever you from….
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Have u done 2 of the most
Important things when u woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long…….
Just kidding, wish u have a nice day
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Morning time a cup of hot hello,
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles &
A slice of great success specially for u
Enjoy the day!!!!!!!!
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