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As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness' claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
Like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
Fragrance fills years as flory;
With the immaculate eternal smile,
Attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy halloween.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Principal:why u r late?
Papu:- bike puncture sir!!
Princpal:- why can't you come in bus?
Papu:- i am not that much rich to buy bus sir!!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Wonderfull couples in this world
Heart & beats
Night & moon
Music & songs
Roses & love
Fish & water
My sms & ur smile
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Why did bubbli throw a butter
Out of the window?
.
.
Cause bubbli wanted to see
Butterfly
~ Funny SMS Text Message

There are 100 angels in this world
40 are sleeping, 30 are working 20 are playing, 9 are blessing and 1?
1 is reading this sms
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Those innocent eyes,
Those kissable lips,
A great smile the perfect walk,
Smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous,
Thats enough about me …
How about you ?
~ Funny SMS Text Message

F.r.i.e.n.d.s
Are like
R.a.i.n.b.o.w
They brighten your
L.i.f.e
After you have
Gone through a
S.t.o.r.m
~ Funny SMS Text Message

There is no
Such thing
In anyone's life
As an unimportant day.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Human brain is the most
Outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
And stop only when we enter the examination hall.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

A: did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: that's impossible. Whose baby?
A: an elephant's.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Father: your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: that's why i say she's no good!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Definition of a true music lover-
A girl is singing in the bathroom taking the bath & a boy standing near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Life is like a mirror.
If you frown at it,
It frowns back.
If you smile at it,
It returns the greeting.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

See outside the window,
Sun rising for u, flowers smiling for u,
Birds singing for u, b'coz last night
I told them to wish u good morning.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

I wrote your name on sand,
It got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
It was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart &
I got heart attack.
~ Funny SMS Text Message


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