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A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud,
A soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings.
Enjoy the indian festival of holi with lot of fun.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
A beautiful thought!!
The person who can explain the meaning
Of color to a blind can explain
Anything & everything in life!
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Our thoughts will be
Devoted to the
Knowledge of
Humanity
Our affections
To her love ,
Our actions
To her service …
~ auguste comte ~
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God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…
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The greatest discovery of my generation
Is that a human being can alter his
Life by altering his attitudes of mind.
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One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place.
~emily dickinson
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Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
I have framed a bright and colourful wish
Just for you……………good luck!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Friendship often ends in love;
But love ends in friendship -
Never.
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D meaning of sunday
S- soye raho
U- utho mat
N- nahao mat
D- din bhar tv dekho
A- aram karo
Y- ya fir hame msg karo
Njoy ur sunday!!!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
The greatest weakness
Of most humans
Is their hesitancy
To tell others
How much they love them
While they're alive.
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Do you know the difference between coffee shop and wine shop? Simple coffee shop is starting point of love and wine shop is ending point of love.
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If i had
One last wish
Before i die …
My last wish
Would be that ,
You will never cry
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If you always put limits on everything you do,
Physical or anything else.
It will spread into your work and into your life.
There are no limits. There are only plateaus,
And you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.
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Sardar: will u marry , after i die.
Wife : no i will live with my sister.
Wife : will u marry , after i die.
Sardar: no i will also live with ur sister.
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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied no never!!
Boy said to girl :
see i told you not to worry!!!! .
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