Our Friends
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We can't afford to wait
Until
The storm has passed.
We must learn to work in rain
~ Funny SMS Text Message
A man while making love to his maid,
Exclaimed ‘martha ur are sweeter than my wife'
The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so'
~ Funny SMS Text Message
The 10 qualities of perfect friend
1 great & brave heart
2 sweet & soft voice
3 sharp & fast brain
4 cute & stupid smile
5 loving & caring
6 confident
7 attractive
8 deep connectivity
9 power of speaking truth
10 power of hearing lie about their self
~ Funny SMS Text Message
A ship was sinking.
Captain: does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
As we are one jacket short.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
We've been through a path so dark,
But we still gotten dat special spark,
Now we know dat we can neva go wrong,
My love for you will never be gone.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Nobody teaches volcanoes 2 erupt
Tsunamis 2 arise
Hurricanes 2 sway and
No1 teaches hw 2 choose a frnd lke u
It jus happens lik a
Natural disaster.;-)
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Answer this and prove that u r intelligent
Black is a colour
White is also a color
But black&white t v is not a colour t v!!
Why?
Answer it!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
3 feelings
What is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
Panic is when both r pregnant
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Life may be hard
Not always fun
When night brings dark
Morning brings sun
When life seems
Tough
&
Nobody seems to care
Dil se yaad krna
I'll be always there
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
…in this life i was loved by you.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
A friend is someone
Who understands your past,
Believes in your future,
And accepts you just the way you are.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Love is sweet poison: ..
Do not consume without your beloved's advise ..
And keep out of reach of children ..
And keep it in cool and dark place.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Hey friend remember that
Without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
So the world needs you after all!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
From ghoulies and ghosties
And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night,
Good lord, deliver us! ~ scottish saying
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Such kahon apni muhabat pay nidamat ci hoi….
Jub bhi dekhi teri utri hoi sorat hun ny…..
~ Funny SMS Text Message