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Just like a ghost,
You've been a-hauntin' my dreams,
So i'll propose on halloween.
Love is kinda crazy
With a spooky little girl like you
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Wife:what is 10 years with me?
Husband:a second.
Wife:what is $1000 for me?
Husband:a coin.
Wife: ok give me a coin.
Husband:wait a second
~ Funny SMS Text Message
When somebody who is deeply
In love with you tells that
You are
Cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That's true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Hey do u think taht u are mad.....
Then u must not press down.......
You have done that
Now the world knows.........
That you are mad.....
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Sometime in life,
We run so fast that we dont notice anyone running wid us,
We notice them only when we fall
&
They stop to pick us up.
They are called friends. .
~ Funny SMS Text Message
What does ilu means?
I= i
L= love
U=urdu
So i love urdu…
Tum kya samjhey they…
I love ullu..
To haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon
~ Funny SMS Text Message
A page is yellow
In which you will find a fellow
Who will kiss you under the pillow.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Think about it:
I'm not scared of proposing a girl
But,
I'm scared abt, what wud happen if she agrees....?
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How can u tell the rain not 2 fall
When clouds exist?
How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall
When wind exist?
How can u tell me not 2 fall in friendship
When u exist.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
No dout that
Ur sweet
Ur caring
Ur kind
Ur intelligent
Ur attractive
Ur smart
Ur daring
But improve a little bit, be like me.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
What is gr8 love ?
Its wen u hide tears n still care 4 her.
Its wen she ignores u n u still love her.
Its wen she begins love someone else
N u still smile
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If some one would like to have
A successful life after marriage
So he should implement this formula.
Never break 4 things in life.
1. Promise
2. Trust
3. Heart
4. Relation
It never sounds when it breaks
But pains a lot.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Happy birth da 2 u
May allah give u lots
Of such joys &
Happy moments.
May u live long &
Live happy. May worries,
Thoughts,angers &
Bad lucks remain
Away 4m u.
I wish u good luck.
A nice & lovely life 2
Come. Bright &
Joyful future & all
The goods that u
Can ever wish or think off.
I wish, may ur dreams come true
& all sad
Thoughts off.
Ameen.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Q: can a kangaroo jump higher
Than the empire state building?
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Q: do u knw y in a couple's photo
Man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: coz as per balance sheet,liabilities r on d
Left side & assets on d right!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Do u know d similarity betwn dinosaurs & decent boys????
Both don't exist... ;)
~ Funny SMS Text Message