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Astronomers say
the universe is finite…
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave things
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Family faces are magical mirrors
Looking at the people
Who belong to us,
We see the past,
The present and the future
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Man 1:
i m always delighted
When people stick their
Noses in my
Business.
Man 2:
why, what do you do?
Man 1:
i've a company, make
Tissue papers … ;->
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A depresed boy askd swami vivekanand:'can der b nething worst dan losing a girlfrnd'.he replied:'yes,losing ur confidence of getting another
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I think i'm disturbing u
Sorry
This is my last msg
&
I'll not msg u anymore . . .
Good bye
Never expect that from me
I'm born to disturb u . . .
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Make a heart which never breaks,
Make a smile which never hurts,
Make a touch which never pains,
Make a friendship which never ends
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Teacher: how can we get some clean water?
Student: bring the water from the river and wash it.
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May this halloween be as bright as ever.
May this halloween bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this halloween bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever wished for.
May this halloween bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at halloween show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
wish u a very happy halloween
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College memorries:
1side love...
Silent mode mobile...
Bus stand comedies...
Last period galataas...
Birthday treats...
1 night study 4 nxt day exam...
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What is the height of poverty?
When a beautiful women is ready 2 kiss u for 2rs and you have only 1rs
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What was god's first reaction
When he made a negro(african)?
Socho…
Dont know..
Oh! Shit jal gaya!!
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Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.
So please
Brush daily!
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Teacher: kashif, give me a sentence starting with i .
Kashif: i is ……
Teacher: no, kashif. Always say, i am.
Kashif: all right… i am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Santa: why is the police nicknamed 'the heart of the country' ?
Banta: it beats, beats & beats...
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Dear cute…
Love is the best medicine,
And there is more than
Enough to go around
Once you open your heart.
Pls.open your heart 4 me
With love…
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