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You can tell more about a person
By what he says about others
Than
You can by what others say about him.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
No greeting card to give..
No sweet flowers to send..
No cute graphics to forward..
Just
A loving heart
Saying
happy x'mas
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Santa: look a thief has entered our kitchen
And he is eating the cake i made.
Banta: whom should i call now,
Police or ambulance?
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Love is possible after friendship
But
Friendship is not possible after love
Because
Medicines work before death
Later nothing can be cured….!!!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
A newly married girl got first class in her b.ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - ruby first class in bed!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko,
Mujhe tum se batien krni hain,
Kuch ghum k geet sunanay hain,
Kuch raaz hain jo batlanay hain,
Kuch dil ko b batlana hai,
Kuch zakhm hain jo dikhlanay hain,
Kuch dil se yaadain dhoni hain,
Kuch naatay nai bnanay hain,
Jo sher likhay hain teri furqat mein,
Kuch sher tumhe wo sunanay hain,
Kuch dard sunanay hain dil k,
Kuch piyar ki batien krni hain,
Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko,
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Can i stay
Here
In
Ur
Inbox
&
Wait till the end of ramzan
So
That
I
Can b
The 1st who
Wish
A
Very sweet
&
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Hi i am marrying next week
There will be a small party and
Only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
Just bring someone to marry me.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-goodday 4 u!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Concentrate on this sentence:
"to get something u never had, u have to do something, u never did !"
~ Funny SMS Text Message
By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?
To satisfy his girl,
The boy reply a negative answer:
nothing of these, i haven't done.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a bra & panty.
Guard: madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: kaun sa utaroon?
~ Funny SMS Text Message
My blood is not costly,
It is very cheap. But,
My heart is very very costly,
Bcoz, it is full of
.
.
.
.
youuuu
~ Funny SMS Text Message
What do you call a female who never laughs?
"hasina"
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Not by making your life always pleasant,
But by showing you when people
And their causes need you most,
And by making you anxious to be
There to help.
Allah's
Love,
Peace,
Hope
And joy to you for the year ahead
~ Funny SMS Text Message