Our Friends
Funny SMS
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Blackmailing in recession. Employee: if you do not increase my salary, i will tell every one in office that you have increased my salary and no one else's.
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If somebody comes n tells u,
That u r fool, lazy & stupid!
Don't b afraid, go to him,
Catch his neck,
And tell him
kisay hor noo naa dasin
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American:-dogs can find bombs in my country.
Japanese:-fish can play ball in my country.
Pakistani:-thats not a matter,monkey can read sms in my country…
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Sun makes moon shine. Current makes bulbs shine. Wax makes candle shine, but i am really confused, what makes you shine? It's harpic or domex
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The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass & flowers 2, if rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?
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Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says, we'll kill him!
Other one says, we'll break his legs!
3rd one says:
choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!! :-)
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You will never possess
What you are unwilling to pursue.
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My heart to you is given,
Oh dear, do give yours to me,
We'll lock them up together
And throw away the key
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I'm sorry if i have caused you pain,
And much more pain that i might have
And could have caused her…
I'm sorry for my fragility
–that must have been a great burden to you…
I'm sorry for making you feel worried about me,
When i firmly believe you're not supposed to.
I'm sorry to have
A part of my brain and my heart
Believe that there was a slight truth when you told me
You love me..
I'm sorry…
I love you…
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May the angels protect u…
May the sadness forget u…
May goodness surround u…
And may allah always bless u…
Happy easter!!!
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True meaning of friendship:
Where there is no compromise
In telling the secret.
And there is no secret
For which u need to compromise.
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don't worry i don't cry, i'm just happy that cows can't fly!
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Friends should b like zero.
When u add,
They r same.
When u subtract,
They r same.
When u multiply,
They r same.
When u try to divide,
They become infinity.
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There r lots of people around u
Some of them r important 4 u,
Out of these some people few r more important 4 u
And out of these few people
1 is most important 4 u
And
4 me that 1 is u my sweet friend.
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In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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6.susu: isliye karke sona .
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