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Funny SMS
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A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.
But the cal goes to another woman.
They
Loved & got married.
Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
I know its your birthday today..
I am sure you'll give me treat in a big hotel..
So i shall talk to you in personal there,
Because i can't express my feelings in sms
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Touch my heart & u will feel,
Listen to my heart & u will hear,
Look into my heart & u will see that
U will alwayz be a special part of me.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, i was a fool when i married you.
She replied, yes dear, i know
But i was in love and didnt notice.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
According to newton's 4th law for exams-
Every book will continue to be at rest
Or covered with dust
Until some
External or internal exam moves it!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Teacher:
What should be in a
Book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy:
A girl on the cover
And
No cover on the girl.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… it's me who live for you.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Monday went on tuesday 2 wednesday and asked thursday whether friday has told saturday that sunday is a holiday. Have a great sunday...
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Today is an international day
For the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging
Sms to a mentally disabled friend,
As i have done………
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Broken is a star tonight
As tears rolled on to my cheeks
They whispered in my ears
Let us take your pain away
Broken is a little heart tonight
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Do you know what pakistan means?
No??? Ok let me tell you
P-> perfect
A->aimitious
K->kool
I->islamic
S->super
T->talented
A->able
N->nation
~ Funny SMS Text Message
The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
It functions 24hrs 365 days…..
It functions right from the time u r born….
Until you fall in love
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Gal: do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: how about this card,
It says, to the only boy i ever loved!
Gal: great! I want 10 of them
~ Funny SMS Text Message