Our Friends
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Gift of salam
Wrapped with affection
Tied with care
&
Sealed with dua
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Keep u safe & happy today & always.
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True friends are rare to find
True friends are always very kind.
True friends are ornaments so beautiful.
True friends always make us cheerful.
True friends are the work of perfection.
True friends give us right direction.
True friends always shine like moon.
True friends are the greatest boon
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Your arms were always open when i needed a hug.
Your heart understood when i needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern when i needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly.
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Thank you for waking me up.
A warm good morning, after
Sweet dreams of last night.
Wish you a good day with good morning:)
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When u rise up,
Your friend know who you are.
When you fall down,
You know who your friend are.
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2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
na my wife is better.
2nd went in and came out n said
u r right ur wife is much better.
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In the universal bank of god
God stores his blessings
&
Deposited 365 days full of love,
Faith & happiness for you
So,enjoy spending
Happy new year.
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The world's most beautiful sentence is…
but…i love u
And the world's most selfish and painful sentence is
i love you…but..
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If sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
If sumone calls u duffer,relax,
If sumone calls u stupid be cool,
But if sumone calls u cute
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Lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
Mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai
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A memon on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:yes, i'm here
My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, papa
Memon:to phir brabar wale kamre
Ka pankha q khula hay ??? :d:d:d
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O hello!!!
This time u got it
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M is for the million things she gave me,
o means only that she's growing old,
t is for the tears she shed to save me,
h is for her heart of purest gold,
e is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
r means right, and right she'll always be.
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Good friends are like software.
They enter ur life;
Scan ur problems;
Edit ur tensions;
Download ur solutions;
Delete ur worries
And
Save u in their heart!
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Law of telephone:
When u dial a wrong number,u never get a busy tone.
Law of workshop:
Any tool when dropped, will roll to least accessable corner.
Law of traffic:
If u change lane, the one u were in will start moving faster.
Law of encounter:
Probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with someone u dont want to be seen with.
Law of logical argument:
Anything is possible if u dont know what u r talking about...
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A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:dad, there is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
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