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Being a full-time mother is
One of the highest salaried jobs…
Since the payment is pure love.
(mildred b. Vermont)
~ Funny SMS Text Message
If harry potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid.
A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
Frankie boyle
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Some things you have to do every day.
Eating seven apples on saturday night
Instead of one a day just
Isn't going to get the job done.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
When you're down,
I'll be there to cheer you up.
When you're tired,
I'll be there to lift you up.
I'll be your friend no matter what!
~ Funny SMS Text Message
New year begins,
Let us pray that
It will be a year with new peace,
New happiness
And abundance of new friends,
God bless you
Through out the new year.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
When the time comes for you to give
Your heart to someone,
Make sure that u select someone who
Will never break your heart,
Coz broken hearts have no spare parts.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
A junior needs a name
~ Funny SMS Text Message
May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,
All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have gods best in everything.
Wishing u a happy birthday
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon!
Urs lovingly
"mosquito"
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A : u r active
B : u r best
C : u r cute
D : u r my dearest
E : u r excelant
F : u r alwayz first
G : u r great
Sorry cant lie till z…
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Loss leaves us empty
But
Learn not 2 close ur
Heart & mind in grief
Allow life to replenish u.
When sorrow comes it seems
Impossible
But
New joys wait 2 fill d void…
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Height of badluck!
I jst wantd to kiss the sweetest,
The cutest & the loveliest person on dis earth,
But wat to do,
My lips cant touch my cheeks..
~ Funny SMS Text Message
Fortunate is the one
Who has learned to admire,
But not to envy.
Good wishes for a joyous navratri,
With a plenty of peace and prosperity.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
When witches go riding,
And black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers,
€˜tis near halloween.
~ Funny SMS Text Message
I just feel u….
Whenever i feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna see u ….
Do u know why…….
It's juts because …………