Our Friends
Funny SMS
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I was on a ship thinking of you.
When i looked down i dropped a tear in the ocean.
Then i promised myself that until someone finds it.
I wont forget you.
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Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of...
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An excellent saying
the dream is not what you see in sleep,
Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.
Good morning
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What kisses mean!
Kiss on hand=i adore u,
Kiss on cheek=lets be friends,
Kiss on neck=i want u,
Kiss on lips=i love u,
Kiss anywhere else=….
Lets not get carried away!
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Press down f u like me..
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So u like me..?
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Thats so sweet...
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Ok u can stop
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Stop it , enough..
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Thais is too much..
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Ohh god..
Crazy fans.
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In class room 1 boy was praying allah allah.
Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?
Boy: mom advised me that
Before sleeping u must pray allah allah
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Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:d
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In battle sardar was wearing mosquito net
Instead of bullet proof jacket
Why?
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Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
Goli kithon lange gi~ Funny SMS Text Message
Teacher : which is more important to us,
The sun or the moon?
Pupil : the moon.
Teacher : why?
Pupil : the moon gives us light at night
When we need it but the sun gives us light
Only in the day time when we dont need it.
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Great calculation: only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
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Sending you my bed 2 let you rest,
Pillows 2 give you comfort,
And my blanket 2 keep you warm.
Sweet dreams, goodnite! Sleep tight.
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What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems,
Subtraction of money,
Multiplication of enemies
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Division of friends.
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Full form of maths
M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students
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Petals of yesterday has withered into the past.
Tomorrow is unopened bud that may destroy by rude frost.
So today is the full bloom of life.
We never know what will happen in flux of time,
So enjoy ur life to the fullest
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Too much scotch, sexy babes, extra-marital affairs & hot n wild sex are man's worst enemies.
But remember...
A man who runs away from his enemies is a coward.
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